Turning off cold check monitoring with BMW Scanner 1.4 (PA Soft 1.4) is as easy as 123. Take Mr. Robot up on his offer but this tool can be had for as little as $20 and a Windows OS based laptop.
Here's a thread going thorugh all the basics of this program. It is powerful and will do a lot of simple and complex coding with a decent user interface.
PA Soft 1.4 for Dummies