JK,
Damn, that's like 'tween a rock & a hard spot, no pun intended. Well, I think I would load up the shaving bag full of Percs and go, also. (I have Very fond memories of Percs when I tried to cut off my fingertip; those sumbitches WORK!)
As for that weight situ:
'She's also mad at me because I have refused to follow the "do not lift anything over 10 pounds" rule, and she's convinced that I now have a hernia.'
Simply lay off playing with MrHappy by yourself and kindly ask yourCEO for a lil'assistance in pulling that big boy out!
Seriously, hope ya'll are fine. Chill, enjoy, think poz and have a great vacay. BR, David