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Old 12-03-2009, 08:35 PM
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Didn't know ESPN was smut as well since that is where I heard it....
Where you heard the voicemail or talk about Tiger and the voicemail? I heard it in the morning and the morning network news shows hadn't started playing it yet. Us Weekly magazine isn't exact Time or Newsweek. If smut turns out to be true, every major news show will start airing it.
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MrsWoods is staying & going for the BigDough, supposedly...
I should have written that MrsWoods may be staying, but is really
going for the BigDough, regardless...
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Old 12-06-2009, 12:34 PM
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3 more women came out of the woodwork...
Tiger here: "What the fook was I thinking?!"



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He was thinking "I'm rich bit_h" and didn't think of the overall consequence. Considering he should have been playing in a tourney last week...that says a lot. It will be interesting to see if all this stress puts an effect on his game.
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SNL is rarely funny, but this skit actually made me laugh:

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Saw this skit last night - it was a riot. I especially liked what he had written on the backside of the scripts at the end.
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Saw this skit last night - it was a riot. I especially liked what he had written on the backside of the scripts at the end.
I'm trying to find Weekend Update from last night online too, he had a couple of great lines about Woods, but I can't find it.
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SNL is rarely funny, but this skit actually made me laugh:
That was REALLy funny

I've been looking for the other skit you mentioned but I can't find it. Can only find these one-liners:

In “Weekend Update,” anchor Seth Meyers peppered Woods with one-liners: “Last Friday, Tiger Woods hit a tree and a bunch of ladies fell out,” he said.

Meyers noted that Woods and his wife were in negotiations over their prenuptial agreement, and “what’s really weird is he presented her with one of those huge, oversized checks.”

Woods’ sponsors are sticking with him, Meyers said, “a gesture that only means one thing — women don’t watch golf.”
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That was REALLy funny

I've been looking for the other skit you mentioned but I can't find it. Can only find these one-liners:

In “Weekend Update,” anchor Seth Meyers peppered Woods with one-liners: “Last Friday, Tiger Woods hit a tree and a bunch of ladies fell out,” he said.

Meyers noted that Woods and his wife were in negotiations over their prenuptial agreement, and “what’s really weird is he presented her with one of those huge, oversized checks.”

Woods’ sponsors are sticking with him, Meyers said, “a gesture that only means one thing — women don’t watch golf.”

That's what I was looking for! It was weekend update... Great stuff.
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A 6th woman has come forward claiming whe was seeing Tiger Woods in a affair.

Now he is really earning the nickname TIGER.

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