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Nancy Pelosi Accident
Nancy Pelosi was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly,a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the car comes to a stop. Nancy, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check - you were driving.' The chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it was old. 'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Nancy . Two hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face. 'My goodness, what happened to you?' asks Nancy. The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.' 'What on earth did you say?' asks Nancy. 'I just knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them: ‘I am Nancy Pelosi’s chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow.' |
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by the title of the thread i thought itd be real. damn!
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Nice!
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Great one!
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Best joke of the week, no... month!
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Careful, She is third in line for the Presidency.
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That is too funny! Sending to my wife now...
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