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Forum: The Lounge 10-08-2008, 12:41 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,021
Posted By X5Jay
Thanks everyone - great to hear from you guys! ...

Thanks everyone - great to hear from you guys! I've been on a bit of a sabbatical from the board these days but I haven't stopped thinking about all my friends at X5world! I've just been busy as...
Forum: The Lounge 07-04-2008, 10:05 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,264
Posted By X5Jay
10 - and not kidding...

10 - and not kidding...
Forum: The Lounge 07-02-2008, 08:30 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 445
Posted By X5Jay
Speaking of animals - what's going on here?

All these animal threads are cracking me up, but it appears that I'm seeing the same phenomenon here again as well...

So in late spring some animal with fairly big feet kept leaving me presents...
Forum: The Lounge 07-01-2008, 05:30 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,939
Posted By X5Jay
Watching my son hit a home run or have a great...

Watching my son hit a home run or have a great pitching outing for any of his baseball teams and watching my daughter score a goal for her soccer team...
Forum: The Lounge 07-01-2008, 04:58 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,539
Posted By X5Jay
I didn't know you could tell if an animal is...

I didn't know you could tell if an animal is rabid or not by listening to it. What kind of noise would a rabid squirrel make?
Forum: X5 (E53) Forum 06-12-2008, 03:32 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 950
Posted By X5Jay
Interesting. Anyone else film him/herself doing...

Interesting. Anyone else film him/herself doing it in an animated gif? :wow:
Forum: X5 (E53) Forum 06-12-2008, 02:56 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 10,136
Posted By X5Jay
I don't like black rims on ANY vehicle! Don't do...

I don't like black rims on ANY vehicle! Don't do it Michelle!!!!!!
Forum: The Lounge 06-12-2008, 01:20 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,268
Posted By X5Jay
If I remember correctly, the lugs are 19mm. As...

If I remember correctly, the lugs are 19mm. As for the impact gun, I've been thinking about getting a cordless one, but I have no experience with them and not sure if they're up to the task. I do...
Forum: The Lounge 06-12-2008, 01:15 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 512
Posted By X5Jay
Right on the money!

Right on the money!
Forum: The Lounge 06-10-2008, 04:41 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 2,353
Posted By X5Jay
I live for this weather!!!!!!!!!

I live for this weather!!!!!!!!!
Forum: The Lounge 05-29-2008, 06:25 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 490
Posted By X5Jay
That's exactly how I felt when I read it too, so...

That's exactly how I felt when I read it too, so I thought I'd share the suffering w/my X5world friends...;)
Forum: The Lounge 05-28-2008, 10:53 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 490
Posted By X5Jay
Frog loan...

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.'

Patty looks at...
Forum: The Lounge 05-23-2008, 09:48 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,905
Posted By X5Jay
Woah - no way! Happy 21st Laura!!!

Woah - no way! Happy 21st Laura!!!
Forum: The Lounge 05-15-2008, 09:19 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 719
Posted By X5Jay
Hey! Maybe the poor little guy just got out of...

Hey! Maybe the poor little guy just got out of the pool!!! :rofl:
Forum: The Lounge 05-12-2008, 08:11 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,335
Posted By X5Jay
She's probably wondering why her gas mileage is...

She's probably wondering why her gas mileage is so bad - she's probably got 2000 lbs of trash in that thing! Looks like a pretty good protection system though, as long as she doesn't get hit on the...
Forum: X5 (E70) Forum 05-11-2008, 08:42 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,231
Posted By X5Jay
Bring a paint thickness meter with you when you...

Bring a paint thickness meter with you when you check it out in person to see if it's been in any accidents.
Forum: The Lounge 05-10-2008, 05:10 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 836
Posted By X5Jay
I love roller coasters and would probably give...

I love roller coasters and would probably give that one a shot, but I'd probably piss my jeans too...
Forum: The Lounge 05-10-2008, 09:09 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 497
Posted By X5Jay
You'd think that Officer Terry could have cut the...

You'd think that Officer Terry could have cut the poor guy some slack in that situation. I'd be willing to bet the guy would have learned his lesson just as well without the fookin' ticket. He's...
Forum: The Lounge 05-10-2008, 08:45 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 870
Posted By X5Jay
I'm just ribbin' you too my friend! I was kinda...

I'm just ribbin' you too my friend! I was kinda hoping you'd make something up to get everyone thinking that you really did know! ;) ;pervert; At my age it's probably more like a cap gun with...
Forum: The Lounge 05-09-2008, 05:48 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 870
Posted By X5Jay
Based on...

Based on...
Forum: X6 (E71 and E72) Forum 05-09-2008, 05:45 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 4,103
Posted By X5Jay
I love the X6 and haven't even seen it in person...

I love the X6 and haven't even seen it in person yet. If I had the extra $30k I'm assuming the V8 would cost over my 335, I'd probably have gone for that instead. But don't get me wrong, my 335 is...
Forum: BMW SAV Items for Sale 05-09-2008, 05:32 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,036
Posted By X5Jay
Tom from EAS is very good about giving you...

Tom from EAS is very good about giving you instructions for stuff like this...
Forum: The Lounge 05-09-2008, 12:39 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 870
Posted By X5Jay
eh, that ain't notin' - that's what it looks like...

eh, that ain't notin' - that's what it looks like in my bedroom when my gal and me are rollin' in the hay...
Forum: The Lounge 05-08-2008, 08:50 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 2,457
Posted By X5Jay
I was going to say "Harley Davidson Fatboy" but...

I was going to say "Harley Davidson Fatboy" but you also have "utility" in your list - so how about an HD Road King? It's got everything on your list!
Forum: The Lounge 05-06-2008, 11:09 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 610
Posted By X5Jay
Who wants to bet that she doesn't come home from...

Who wants to bet that she doesn't come home from the prom with the clap and pregnant?
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