Okay, got it. Finally. Apparently I found the right sequence of swear words and obscene gestures to convince my car that I wasn't kidding when I said I would use dynamite.

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2007 BMW X5 4.8i - Sport Package, Wife's Car

2001 BMW 325i - My Car.

2005 Ford Excursion Limited 4x4, 6.0 Powerstroke Diesel. My first "grown up" car.