1 (please move away) Flash your high beams 3 or 4 times
2 (you're causing me grief) Leave your high beams on; if the driver ever uses their rear-view mirror, the will move over to avoid being blinded
3 (perhaps I should wake you up) Friendly honk (a series of short honks)
4 (maybe you'll hear this over your 15" subwoofer) Unfriendly honk (long one)
5 (i'll show you!) Shift into your lowest possible gear, and wait for a gap on the right
6 (die b*tch, die!) Fire to the left into oncoming traffic (Bulgarian style); perform this only if you have a dotted center line, and if you have enough space to perform the manuever

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