I hooked up my battery charger to the positive terminal on the starter and a ground at I got it charged enough to unlock with keyless entry, so at least I'm in the car now. I need to troubleshoot the lock and see why it won't open with the key in case this happens again. I also need to go ahead and order a new FSR so it will stop killing my battery.

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