But Scottie...we don't have coachloads of German tourists clogging the roads in summer! And we have lots and lots of golf courses! No blood pudding, tho! You got us on that one. There must be a reason why the Germans scuttled their entire fleet at Scapa Flow--would never have happened had they surrendered off Miami Beach--they would have cranked up the oompah band and be lined up in their sandals and socks.

Come visit!

If I can do 3 months in Orkney during wintertime with a hand-crank LandRover living off tinned sardines and Famous Grouse...

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