Over the weekend I saw the movie
Legend* with Tom Hardy. It opens with a brief monologue from his love interest - the final line really sums up my relationship with my X5.
"Believe me when I say it took a lot of love for me to hate him the way I do."
* Total side note - Tom Hardy is excellent, and if you haven't seen
Locke go do that. It's an absolutely riveting movie - the entire thing is Hardy driving an X3 down the highway and making phone calls.