Replaced the right rear wheel bearing today.
Sheesh. What a way to spend six hours.
Car drives like a new one. I'm hearing noises I've never heard before, like road noise from the tires and wind whistling in the roof rails. And that's a good thing!
Used an FAG part (NZ $170) along with about about NZ$400 worth of new tools.
The other three wheel bearings in the car are quivering in fear and I expect no more trouble from any of them...