nope...you're not the 1st...nor will you be the last...the links below are for varying scenarios that include dead battery lockout, broken handle carrier lockout, remote key doesn't work lockout, central locking system doesn't function lockout...plus varioius combinations of all the above:

• X5 Door locked shut- In & Out handle don't open door - Bimmerfest - BMW Forums
• help locked out of 03 x5 ***9734;***9734; SOLVED ***9734;***9734; - Bimmerfest - BMW Forums
• https://xoutpost.com/bmw-sav-forums/...-out-help.html
• https://xoutpost.com/bmw-sav-forums/...-x5-4-4-a.html
• https://xoutpost.com/bmw-sav-forums/...ocked-out.html
• SOS Locked out of 03 X5, key fob broken, lock cylinder broken.... HELP! - Bimmerfest - BMW Forums
• X5 central locking problem - Bimmerfest - BMW Forums

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