I seem to remember reading about an oil pressure check valve in the heads somewhere on the forums?

Here you go... oil return check valves:

https://xoutpost.com/958672-post254.html

Whether or not that is the problem I don't know, but it's a cheap set of parts to try since your engine seems to be getting enough pressure.

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