UPDATE:
So I guess I'm losing my mind. I was 1000% certain my X5 has a BM54 radio module. I even have photos of the damn thing. Well, I pulled it out yesterday and, lo and behold, it's a BM53. So, I actually need a BM53 module!

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2002 X5 4.6is - Imola Red/Black (Sold)
2001 740i M Sport - Anthrazit Metallic/Black (Sold)
1998 M3/4/5 - Technoviolet/Dove (Sold)
2003 Z4 3.0i Sport - Sterlinggrau Metallic/Black (Sold)
2009 Mini JCW (The Wife's)
2015 i3 REx - Arravani Gray/Tera World (Daily Driver)