You guys are spot on! I already did the intake boot as that was pouring smoke during the smoke test. After digging in further, I found the lower ccv house to the dipstick was completely broken. Replacement on the way...

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2012 xDrive35d
2001 BMW X5 3.0i 5MT
and two 1987 Corvettes - Callaway Twin Turbo and Guldstrand Grand Sport 80
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