I am signed up for a charity bowling thing at work. We are getting shirts. I need to pick a name for the shirt. Since it is a work function, naughty stuff will not fly.

Here are some thoughts:

Spin Doctor
Laser Strike
Thor
The Dude
Labowski
Jesus

Please vote for one or post a suggestion.

I considered "I can't believe it's not gutter" but that will not fit above the pocket.

Thanks in advance for your suggestions.

(note: as a professional lurker, I cannot respond often but rest assured I will read all posts)