Gentlemen:
If I may suggest: Please step away from the keyboards. We don't need to see the p!ssing contest. It's a poor reflection of both the community and of how we handle stressful times individually. We need to stop.
Stressful times make for stressful mistakes. I believe this thread has allowed both to shine through. If anyone agrees, please report the thread to our mods and admins. Perhaps they'll check their 16-year-old email addresses for reported posts and actually help us from ourselves.