lol......that was good.....here's another humorous advanced age story...

A couple in their 80s go to a sex therapist and ask him if he could critique their love making. The therapist says okay and the couple go at it for half an hour, which is pretty good for a couple of 80-somethings.

After the couple finishes, they ask the therapist, "How did we do?"

"You did great!" the therapist replies.

"Thanks. How much for your time?" they ask and the sex therapist says, "$50." The 80 year old couple promptly pays and leaves.

This goes on for weeks, so finally the therapists asks the couple, "I've been seeing you two for several weeks now and your love making is fine. Why don't you just have sex at home?" To which the man responds,

"Well, she's married, so we can't go to her house. I'm married, so we can't go to my place. The Holiday Inn down the street charges $130 a day. We pay you $50 and I get $47 back from Medicare."

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