I've read and tried all of the methods posted on the site. I did get an inflatable bladder and have the LockOut handles arriving on Wednesday. If that fails, time to bring out the hammer and smash out a window.
It's implied in multiple threads that there is some top secret method for getting in the car that can be PM'd.
If someone would be so kind to PM this info, I would appreciate it. I'd hate (actually, hate's the wrong word . I might actually enjoy it..

) to bash a window if I really didn't need to.