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Old 02-06-2024, 01:13 AM
Salty B. Salty B. is offline
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Originally Posted by PropellerHead View Post
Your time is coming, young padawan. The very purpose of an E53 is to outrun the nature of a beloved but broken child who also struggles with addiction, complete mental breakdown, and/or a combination. We as owners end up after all of that with so many maintenance-dependent grandbabies that we become the enablers. We're really just waiting for the sunshine that comes from 6 months of nothing going wrong.

Either years of therapy or owning 2 N62's will influence any owner's journey toward peace. (but that peace will never- EVER- be available while maintaining an E53)
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At least I'm only dealing with an M47, which IMO is the Volvo Red Block of BMW engines (I'm sure there are others but the N55 in my F30 is not a candidate), and a graunchy-shifting manual vs that GM hydraulic mess. But you're right, my gloatiness could vanish in a trice.

She was a salty bitch for the first few months, I think because PO had several other, less-cranky cars, and rarely drove old Frau Blücher despite his investments in money and time. But after a few shakedown road trips she woke up and shook off the glitchies.

So far.

I've now done numerous 900-mile round trips from Atlanta to my camper in rural Indiana, in blazing hot/humid and freezing weather. The first two trips were OBD-scanner limp-mode hell every 90-150 miles, but she hasn't thrown a CEL since early last summer. Almost at 200,000 miles with no indication that the engine has been out/opened for anything. Blows no smoke, starts instantly, understandably drips a little bit of oil every other day or two. I've got a bottle of AT-205 at the ready.

I do seek a working nav "wide screen" head unit if anyone has a spare. I replaced the screen with an ebay part but neither it nor the original work anymore so I must have borked something in the process.

Pray for Salty, if that's in your religious obligations...
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