Please visit the nearest detention center. Reminded of a good one:
My good friend from HS; his brother who lived in Chicago was about to leave the country on biz for extended work. He had a bunch of unpaid parking tickets and called the police department to see what it would take to clear them up (so it wouldn't bite him in the ass with visa etc later).
They said: come on down we'll help you figure it out.
https://youtube.com/shorts/JaVhCtNcJ...BRMjz3nchzhRf4
So he goes down there they immediately put him in cuffs and tossed him in the gray bar motel until his GF brought enough cash to clear all his old fines and penalties.