what's all that white stuff? come to think of it, i did see it, a whole ton of it, a few years back when i visited toronto and ottawa for christmas. got down to -45 C on that trip. i don't what the hell i was thinking, going up there. the canadians got a good laugh out of it, though.

waiter - where are you from?
me - florida
waiter - what the hell are you doing here?
me - came to see snow
all in establishment - simultaneous laughter