That's not what happened.
I came out of the Yum Yum with a small cup of cocoa in one hand and a bear claw in the other when one guy said "hey, nice ride."
I was a little nervous but being from the South, I gave them the benefit of the doubt.
The first guy said "can we take her for a ride?
So then I'm thinking that they think my car is on the girlie side and they can have their way with me.
I tried to say "no" but the guy grabbed my cocoa and another guy pulled my new sweater up over my head.
I remember thinking "why are they taking off my loafers" and then I felt the pounding on my ears and forehead.
I pulled down the sweater and there was one guy eating my bear claw while the other guys started in on my kidneys.
They laughed at me and then hopped in the car.
They must have been high on drugs becaus they swerved and just missed a hobo with a grocery cart.
They clipped the wall of the Yum Yum and landed halfway next to the corner and a dumpster.
They thought I was laughing at them so they threw me in the dumpster and piled garbage on me - old donuts and pudding.

I thought my car was going to explode so I just ran in circles screaming until the paramedics came.

I just never want that to happen again.
I still have nightmares where a bunch of schoolgirls are in my X3 and they laugh at me and call me a fairy-boy. I don't know why. I'm a good person.