06-14-2006, 08:35 AM
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Nice work! I almost posted this myself. 
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Originally Posted by Lambeau
22 WAYS TO BE A GOOD LIBERAL
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on
demand.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal
funding.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually
doing something to earn it.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and
manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
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Originally Posted by Eric5273
You have to get over the whole 9/11 thing buddy.
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Originally Posted by Winston Churchill
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
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