Okay Kevin - I give up. You've tossed out 2 pieces of bait (one here and the other in Jonk's avatar thread) and I'm sniffing the bait like a dumb rat.

Why does a guy, who is married to a woman, drives an X5, and who turns into Bob Guccione every Friday, have Hello Kitty as an avatar?

There must be some common thread here. Could it be -

• You share the same birthday - November 1, 1974?
• You both love to play in the forest, practice the piano and bake?
• You have no mouth?

The suspense is beginning to kill me!