lol.. my wife just came back with her first "weird" story from rotations...

female patient came in with complaints of severe abdominal pains... x-ray was taken and show KEYS in her colon.. as in house keys, car keys, etc... giving her the benefit of the doubt, the docs there asked if she swallowed her keys by accident? she said no and just reached down and back and yanked them out...

ummm.. yeah.... some people go to such lenghts for attention huh?