Welcome to last Freaky Friday.
Again, nobody reads the articles in Playboy either.
http://www.xoutpost.com/lounge/17391-freaky-friday.html
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I heard about a ridiculous lawsuit. This guy is suing Michael Jordan and Nike for $800,000,000. (Yup, count the zeros.) He is representing himself so at least it's not like a lawyer came up with this. Basically he claims that he looks like MJ and because of it he's constantly harrassed and it has affected his lifestyle. Lifestyle??? What "lifestyle" is he talking about? Is it the lifestyle where he doesn't have fame, fortune, and the love and admiration of many? The lifestyle that enables him to work at the 7-11 for minimum wage? The lifestyle where the ladies don't give him the time of day? Oh yes, all that has been irrepairably harmed. If I were him I'd be milking it for free drinks, free Chicago style pizza at Numero Uno, scamming tail at every club I could find, I'd even try to get a free Bentley. "I'm Michael Jordan. Gimme a Bentley and I'll pose for a picture." I'm sure that this guy is just trying to get some money to go away. I think he should get something. Perhaps a pair of Air Jordan shoes... planted firmly up his pooper.
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