Cam had been in business for 25 years and was finally sick of the stress.Recently his wife left him as well due to his love of the ladies and strip joints.

He quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity
as possible. Saw the postman once a week and got groceries once a month;otherwise it was total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocked on his
door. He opened it and there stood a huge, bearded man.

"Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road... Having a
party Friday night, thought you might like to come, about 5:00."

Great," said Cam, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local
folks. Thank you."

As Lars was leaving, he stopped and said, "Got warn ya...There's gonna be some drinkin'."

"Not a problem," said Cam. "after 25 years in business and hanging in the strip bars, I can drink with the best of em."
Again, as he started to leave, Lars stopped and said, "More 'n' likely gonna
be some fightin' too!."

Cam said, "Well, I get along with people, and my wife dumped me so she can't yell at me for my sluty behavior.I'll be alright. I'll be there.
Thanks again."

Once again Lars turned from the door, saying "More'n likely be some wild
sex, too."

"Now that's really not a problem," said Cam, warming to the idea. "I've
been all alone for six months! My ex cut me off years ago and I have not been to a strip bar in ages.I'll definitely be there. By the way, what
should I wear?"

Lars stopped in the door again and said, "Whatever you want. Just gonna
be the two of us."

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