While going through some old diskettes I'm about to dispose of, I found this...
DID YOU KNOW...?
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
So does the seminal fluid stains in your favorite hotels.
China has more English speakers than the United States.
Yeh, many could say 'ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME.'
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Many Obese Americans can't either.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand 7 feet, 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.
The average height of exotic dancer's hill is 8" that helps them look like life-size Barbie. It also hurts like hell when they kick with it.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
What about many newly-wed men?
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
Well my lady will testify otherwise
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
Does QWERTYTYPEWRITER count?