Acme products cannot be endorsed for said endeavor. There has been past litigation alleging personal injuries incurred through the use of Acme products. We certainly do not want Ryan involved in another personal injury lawsuit.

COYOTE v. ACME
In the United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona
Case No. B191294, Judge Joan Kujava, Presiding

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