Sprinkler system, TruGreen ChemLawn service and a lawn service, and voila' -- you have the best-looking and greenest grass in your neighborhood!
Well... that's what I do, anyway.
When my wife and I first got married, I told her, "Honey, I don't do lawns." She said, "That's fine. We'll hire a service," and we've been true to that ever since.
Juan