A girl from the Northwoods of Wisconsin and a girl from Chicago were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Wisconsin, being friendly and all, said:

"So, where ya from?"

The Chicago girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."

The girl from Wisconsin sat quietly for a few moments and then replied:

"So, where ya from, bitch?"

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