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Originally Posted by Eric5273
I think we should require all Muslims to wear red armbands. That way it will be easier to profile them. You never know when you'll find an Islamic extremist who does not fit the typical profile, like John Walker Lindh.
(I'm pretty sure this idea has been tried before, but cannot remember when or where...) 
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Hmm... That's a pretty good idea. Better Yet; let's make all Muslims wear a nice fat YELLOW moon-crescent stuck on the chest, instead of an armband (since some people may not have arms to wear a band around, but hell, they can still be suspects. A bomb can be something that may fit in the smallest of cavities !).
It would also help if we make non-muslim friends-or-relatives of muslims wear BLUE-colored crescents on their chests.
For those who don't actually have muslim friends or relatives but have actually come in contact (either verbally or in writing) with a Muslim in the last 12 months, we could make them wear RED chest-crescents.
For those who simply LOOK like a muslim, we can dish out GREEN chest-crescents.
We should create a National Communications center that would automatically record every landline and mobile phone conversation in the "CIVILIZED" world; outsourcing 250.000 workers in INDIA to listen in and escalate all suspicious conversations to the NSA.
Then we could send in some consultants from Accenture to GUANTANAMO for a few months research, to build a replicability model that would allow the US Government to create local mini-Guantanamo at every major US Airport. Any crescent-chested suspect that dares speak up against the new regim... err.. Government Regulations while undergoing the designated standard full cavity search, will get an immediate indefinite pass to one of the new local GItmo centers.
Why don't ve just zave some time and rround up zome good'old varheads und Nuke all countries vis prredominantly muslim population?
Or maybe..... Juuuuuuuuuuuust mayyyybeee...
... we deal with the issues that CAUSE people to become terrorists in the first place.... Naaaaaaaahhh !! that's a REAL stupid idea that I'll probably be heavily bombarded for by many members of this Forum.