Gee. that reminds me of an old Bush Joke, very popular across Europe:

Just before the last US Presidential elections, a schoolteacher in a West-Texas primary school classroom poses a question before her group of 8-year olds: "Now kids, here's a simple question that'll git free ice-cream to all of Y'all who raise yer hands; All of Y'all who're George W. Bush fans raise yer hands!" Everyone raises their hand, except little Johnny in the back corner. Bewildered, the teacher asks; "Now now li'l Johnny, why did you not raise yer hand?" the boy replies: "Well ma'am, cuz I'm a John F. Kerry fan!" "How Come??" the teacher asks, "Well, you see teacher, my momma's a Jonh F. Kerry Fan, and mah daddy's a Jonh F. Kerry Fan; so that makes ME a Jonh F. Kerry Fan". "Hmm" said the teacher "that's just not right li'l Johnny; what if yer momma was a Idiot and yer daddy wuz a Moron, what would that make you??"; "hell," said Johnny, "That'd make me a Bush fan! "

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