OMG, I'm F'ing hurting from laughing so hard. I have not laughed this hard in a very long time.

Love this post:

It is safe to say your body kit is the least of your problems because I know for a fact everyone here would chip in the 25% restocking fee if you could share some hot pictures of your furry arm. This is some Ripley's Believe It or Not shiz right here...but for real, if you live in the Washington DC area, I will meet you in person, give you 25% of whatever that green plastic cost if I can just meet you.. shake your hand, touch your fur, whatever.