Har har, we're so funny around here...
I'll explain my positions on each of these interesting choices.
1) I think I know which college I'm going to.

2) I doubt that I'd join a frat. They're kind of dumb. Why would you go to all the work of pledging just to hang out with people? I don't see the point, but I'm PROBABLY missing something.

3) My dad is an extreme conservative and he's very moralistic so the chances of him ordering me a hooker are pretty slim. Plus, I think hookers are gross cause you don't know where they've been. They're like the town bicycle, everyone's had a ride.

4) It's called safe sex.

5) I'd never buy an Escalade.. Overpriced GM crap, IMO.. Plus I'm not the least bit ghetto, I'm not wanna-be ghetto, I'm not a rich farmer, and I'm not old, so I don't really part of the "target audience" for these cars (these are the stereotypes I've noticed among Escalade drivers).

6) The Escalade comes with xenons, and I wouldn't upgrade them. Plus I wouldn't own an escalade anyway, I'd buy a Navigator. They're nicer.

7) Calling the cops on strange people is my specialty! Strange people should be locked up (I suppose that includes you, for making this poll :p ) I voted for this one, by the way.

8) Who doesn't know what a rusty trombone is.

9) I'd never go to Turkey. Too dangerous! I'd go to Amsterdam.

10) If she's Bipolar, it's her own business! I have a few (2) bipolar friends so I'd know what to do. They thought I was bipolar for a while, but it turns out I'm garden-variety depressive. On the bright side, if there was a girl in the room next door, it would at least mean that I went to a college with co-ed dorms. That's a plus. It also relates to question one which brings this poll full circle.

HAH I probably totally killed all your jokes! I'm such a pro at that.

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