LoL CJ !!
So what college are you going to ?
If your dad won't get you a hooker, maybe I can convince the community on this board to make a donation.. And just remember, you don't pay a prostitute to have sex with you, you pay her to leave when your done
Also, on joining a fraternity, you might want to keep an open mind. I was in one and let me tell you why.
- When you get to college your first year at the grand old age of 18, you will find, 1) you can't get into the bars. 2) you can't get into good parties. 3) the dorms suck and are boring and you hate your roomates.
So, you decide to join a frat. Now all of a sudden every friday and saturday night you have a party to go to with all the free beer you can drink. Not to mention that is where all the girls are going to be, at the fraternity parties that you otherwise won't be able to get into. You will have a place to go hang out and have fun outside the dorms. And, pledging despite the hazing and B.S. is a ton of fun. So to sum up.. why be in a fraternity.
1) Parties
2) you can actually find a place to pop a beer
3) it's where the girls are
4) someone in your house will have already had a class you are taking with the same professor. On hand, they will have the answers to the test you are about to take, professors rarely change the questions, maybe just the order.
5) You will have a tight group of friends and the benefits for four years of bring in a house which include, free meals, free beer, access to just about anything, women and a cool place to live and watch the superbowl...
But not being in a house is cool too.. just my opinion.
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