Very good, it's been a while since I heard that one.

For some reason yesterday, I remembered the first "adult" joke I ever told when I was 12...

A robber goes into an ice cream parlor. "Give me everything in your cash register, and make me a hot fudge sunday, too" he shouted at the girl behind the counter.

"Would you like crushed nuts with that?" she asked.

"No, do you want your tits shot off?"



Appropos of nothing, I know, just thought I'd share.

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