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Originally Posted by AzNMpower32
I think most pickup truck drivers are a-holes anyway. Doesnt matter if its Ford, Chevy, Dodge, even Nissan.......they're all about showing off their egos. Someone in a F-150 parked so badly next to our X3 at a grocery store that I actually took a quick check to make sure he didnt scrape our car. Literally, the space between our rear bumper corner and his rear quarter panel was about 3" wide.  |
Uh-oh, here it comes...
Oh, but they're in a TRUCK. And you better just get out of the way.
Can't tell you how many times I've seen pickups parked so crooked they prevented the other 2 spaces beside them from being used. Worst of all they think they're such great drivers. Every one of them should be a NASCAR racer! Yet they can't even park their POS truck, not even a shortbed 2-door F-150. Of course the worst bought some King-Cab-4-door-longbed they have to make a three-point turn in just to hang a right on a 3-lane road without taking out a light pole.
And what about those guys with 4-door dualies that live in an apartment complex? Oh, they're so cool. Their butts have never even seen a horse's back but they sure got all the trappings of a real
fake cowboy to go dancin' at the local honky-tonk. Starched & pressed jeans, exotic boots, the hat, and a belt buckle so big it would cut their nuts off if they tried to bend over and touch their toes.
(...starched jeans, how UN-comfortable that must be...)
Whew... Ok, I've calmed down a little bit now.
Here's one for ya though, I wrote this myself. It goes to the tune of that old Randy Travis Ford commercial and I sing it to myself every time I encounter one of these fools:
The Ford Pickup Truck Song
If I had me some money, I 'tell ya what I'd do,
I'd go downtown and buy a Ford truck 'er two
Crazy 'bout my Ford truck,
I LOVE to drive my F-O-R-D truck!
I love to drive my Ford truck
And get in everybodys way!
I'm sittin' at a light, the light turns green,
But I'm a Ford driver and I don't know what it means!
Crazy 'bout my Ford truck,
I LOVE to drive my F-O-R-D truck!
I love to drive my Ford truck
And get in everybodys way!
The sign says fifty, so I do thirty-five,
People drive by wavin' and yellin' "Learn to drive!"
Crazy 'bout my Ford truck,
I'm CRAZY 'bout my F-O-R-D truck!
I love to drive my Ford truck
And get in everybodys way!
Turn signal? Wut's a turn signal?