Republican National Convention Agenda:

6:00 pm - Opening prayers led by Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson

6:15 pm - Dept. of Homeland Security raises terror threat to Yellow, no specific threat identified.

6:30 pm - "Foreign arms deals and the Congress" by Oliver North

6:45 pm - Rally for the release of Cuban terrorist Luis Posada

7:00 pm - Prayers led by Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson

7:15 pm - "War and the Air National Guard, how you can make a difference" - keynote speaker George W. Bush

7:45 pm - Demonstration on proper marksmanship led by Dick Cheney

8:00 pm - "Why 9/11 was God's punishment of Americans for having poor morality, homosexuality, abortion and liberalism" by Pat Robertson, with a small introduction by former congressman Mark Foley

8:15 pm - Dept. of Homeland Security raises terror threat to Orange, no specific threat identified.

8:30 pm - Special thanks given to Exxon-Mobil for their sponsorship of this event.

8:45 pm - Workshop: "How to profit from war through no-bid government contracts" - co-hosted by David Lesar (Haliburton's current CEO) and Dick Cheney (Haliburton's former CEO)

9:00 pm - Prayers led by Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson

9:15 pm - Rally against stemcell research.

9:30 pm - Fundraiser: money needed to build more secret prisons

10:00 pm - More prayers led by Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson

10:15 pm - Dick Cheney burns the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.

10:30 pm - Dept. of Homeland Security raises terror threat to Red, no specific threat identified.

11:00 pm - Moment of silence for the deaths of Ken Lay and former Paraguay dictator General Alfredo Stroessner, followed by more prayers led by Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson

11:30 pm - Workshop: How to beat Ferderal Indictments by Karl Rove, Special Acheivement awards given to Scooter Libby and Tom DeLay

12:00 pm - Nomination of Republican candidate

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