Originally Posted by gresch

I was on the floor in our booth for 3 days straight. On my feet. Answering assinine questions for the sales guys.

I actually had some redneck attendee come up to me and say:

"hey *insert my italian last name ending in a vowel here*, are you EYE-talian? I met an EYE-talian once, he was a real grease-ball fella, are you one of dem grease-ball EYE-talians?"

F*cktard.