Originally Posted by UnicornDude25

Good choice, as the Chinese in my vicinity are telling me that it's your year. I have opened the fortune cookie, and from the message "Help, I'm trapped in the kitchen!" I have deciphered love, peace, and happiness in excess for you. Wait, I was holding the paper upside-down. I don't know what it means anymore. But have a bite of cookie. The plan will march onwards nonethless.