I feel bad for any chick he gets will....hope she is strapped down.

But you missed the part where he tries to climb a latter.

Gives new meaning to friend, I have a lot of friends but I don't think any of them would lift up my sack so I could get to bed.

check it

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An unwavering defender of those I see worth protecting.

"promote the general welfare, not provide the general welfare"

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.