usually I don't like Italian jokes, but this one made me laugh:


Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly
Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator,
I think Sal is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence . ..and then a shot is heard. Vinny's voice comes back on the line, "Okay... now what ?"

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