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Old 12-04-2006, 05:27 PM
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I know several alcoholics I could recommend. In fact, one of them just staggered into an AA meeting, stinking drunk. Shortly after he tripped through the door, he asked the speaker at the podium "how come nobody has a drink? Is the bartender not here yet?" The speaker said "sir, this is an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, not a bar". The drunk said "I know that. That's why I'm here and not at the bar." The speaker replied, "well, you're not going to find any alcohol here, sir" to which the alcoholic slurred, "don't you think you're taking this a bit too far? Come on, where are the drinks? I thought Alcoholics Anonymous was a place where you could drink and nobody would tell your wife!"

True story...
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