My favorite is when a signature is required for something in person and UPS, FedEx and the like show up at 10:30 on a week day. Yeah, we don't have jobs or anything. Then they come back the following day...........at the same time.

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"promote the general welfare, not provide the general welfare"

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.