Why do we:
Drive on a parkway
Park on a Driveway
and pay tolls on a freeway?

Why are hemmoroids called hemmoroids and assteroids called assteroids? Shouldn't it be the other way around?
(If so, my proctologist would be an asstronaut!)

B
-- Yes, I had to go "there"

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