Well my wife says some of those:

- "Let's do Tequila shots"
- During Football season "what games are on today?"
- "Check that girl out, she's hot"
- She pays for our Playboy subscription, which she reads and leaves in the bathroom.
- and the kicker, she lets me keep my X and Z in the garage with her car outside.

And a couple other items I'm not posting because minors may come around

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