A 13 year-old old paperboy knocks on the
door of one of his customers.

A beautiful 20 year-old woman answers the
door in nothing but a transparent nightie and
asks him what she can do to help him.

He tells her that she owes him for four weeks'
bill and that he needs the money.

She wanted to know how much she owes him
and he figures that, at four dollars a week for
four weeks, she owes him 16 dollars.

She told him that she doesn't have the 16 bucks
but she will take him to bed and promise to
make his teeth sweat.

The kid figures, 'what the hell' and follows her
into the house. They go into the bedroom
where she gets naked and lies on the bed,
touching herself provocatively.

He drops his paperbag from his shoulder and
pulls his pants down, revealing an 11-inch member!

He reaches into the bag and pulls out styrofoam
spacers and starts to slide them over his penis
to make it shorter.

The girl says to him "Oh, don't
worry boy, I can take all of that!"

He looks up at her out of one
eye and says ''Not for 16 dollars!"