Subject: Words of Wisdom


>> > > ----- Words of Wisdom
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>> > > Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this
>> > > really cute, really hot girl in his office.... But
>> > > she was dating someone else.
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>> > > One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went
>> > > to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me
>> > > have sex with you..."
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>> > > The girl looked at him, then said, "NO."
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>> > > Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the
>> > > money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish
>> > > by the time you've picked it up."
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>> > > She thought for a moment and said that she
>> > > would consult with her boyfriend.... So she called
>> > > him and explained the situation.
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>> > > Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up
>> > > the money really fast. He won't even be able to get
>> > > his pants down." She agreed and accepts the
>> > > proposal.
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>> > > Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is
>> > > still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally,
>> > > after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what
>> > > happened....?
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>> > > Still breathing hard, she managed to reply,
>> > > "The bastard had all quarters!"
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>> > > Management lesson: Always consider a business
>> > > proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it
>> > > and getting screwed
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